I just want to pump the brakes on the accelerometer talk that has been coming up lately. Yes, Engineering has been prototyping an accelerometer. Yes, it can integrate with the Gizmo Widget. However, the scope of the accelerometer is still in flux. There is no timeline in place. It could take 6 weeks, it could take months, we don't know.
Engineering is currently working on the updated Canooter Valve (As Matt has been outlining). There are enough things to do with the Canooter Valve that require the whole team's attention. Marketing could help us with copy and Product with a new guide on the Canooter Valve.
So that's not to say that we cannot think of ideas for the accelerometer, but I'd argue it's not the priority at the moment.